The obvious failures of ’90s blockbusters are the common sense of today’s political pundits. Which is to say, what sucks about Waterworld and The Postman is what sucks about Joe Biden. Worse, they’re terrible in a way that indicates exactly why they might yet come true.Įverything that could have made these films interesting is discarded in favor of trite hero worship and the unexamined longing for a bygone era. They even get the causes of collapse right. It’s the perfect material for making sense of our era of obvious and increasing social disintegration. Both are dystopian visions of an ecologically devastated planet run by racist, fascist regimes. To Costner’s credit, The Postman - which he also produced and directed - does have every element of a film worthy of our times. “Looks like somebody owes Kevin Costner an apology.” But today? Chillingly accurate,” went the indicative Stephen Colbert sketch. “In its day, a critical and box office disaster.
As USPS funding was slashed last summer and newly appointed postmaster general Louis DeJoy undercut the institution’s effectiveness, The Postman was suddenly news again. Then there’s a lion pawing a tin can in the rain.īoth films belong in ’90s film infamy, where they safely resided until the real world became just as stupid. Another disembodied narrator explains that “the last of the great cities died” after a war, then plagues, a three-year winter, and a sixteen-year drought. Costner, again in the role of an unnamed hero, wanders “the Great Salt Flats of Utah” with his mule, bouncing on an abandoned diving board in a desert. The Postman(1997) plays it the opposite way, with the same result. It’s a handy summary of the movie as a whole: a condescending voice tells you something you already know, then you watch something unbearably stupid.
“The polar ice caps have melted, covering the Earth with water.” The camera pans down from the heavens, and we watch Kevin Costner’s unnamed protagonist drink his own piss. “The future,” says the unnecessary, disembodied ’90s narrator. The 1995 movie Waterworld opens with a spinning globe showing the ice caps receding and the continents flooding.
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